AISubs v3.7
Hi, I'm Tetta and-
- Ryuto. - Ryuto.
- I'm Ryuto. - I'm Ryuto.
I'm Mishima.
This is our last year in Heisei.
So, we're doing Heisei Quiz for the first time!
What?!
You're kidding!
- You'll do something you don't like, right? - What?!
We'll give you such a simple quiz,
but you'll definitely do something you don't like.
You guys...
You're twisted.
Oh!
So, like a phone call format,
you'll just have fun?
We'll give you a punishment game!
- Wow! - Yay!
Of course we'll give you a simple quiz like this.
Are you kidding me?
There's a reward for those who win a TV show.
Why do we have a punishment game?
Because we're YouTubers!
Stop it!
But that doesn't mean all five of us will get punished.
So we have to lose.
And since there are a lot of five of us in this quiz,
we'll play rock-paper-scissors and the two of you-
- will win and get out of here. - Wow!
So...
So, it's Heisei's last big rock-paper-scissors battle!
Yup!
Huh? What?
- It's like we're doing something at the same time. - It's not like we're doing anything.
Are you sure you want to hear it?
I'll hear it just in case.
I was like, "I'm gonna lose rock-paper-scissors."
I'm gonna lose rock-paper-scissors.
I'm gonna poop too.
You don't have to do rock-paper-scissors with Shimizu.
You're gonna leave me out of it.
Rock-paper-scissors is fair.
Only the two of you who win will leave.
Ready, set...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Alright!
- Wow! - Thank you.
I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose today.
Ready, set...
Rock-paper-scissors!
- No! - No!
No!
You guys!
Do your best!
Look forward to Heisei's last quiz show!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
- Shut up. - You guys are so mean!
It's you guys!
So, the three of us will do Heisei's last quiz show.
The one who's last will get a punishment.
- Okay. - Do you want to hear it first or later?
I want to hear it first.
Okay, the first one...
Until Heisei's last quiz show...
When you introduce yourself...
Hey, hey, who am I?
Say yeah!
That's what you say.
- That's not a punishment. - Shut up!
Hey! Until Heisei's last quiz show?
Are you serious?!
It's July 15th...
- March 31st... - No way!
- No! - No!
- Hi, I'm Tokai's Ryo and... - I'm Toshi! - I'm Yona! - Hey, hey!
- My name is Tetsuya! Say "hey"! - It's Heisei, isn't it?
- I think I'll get used to it later. - Let's make that our goal in life.
- What's with this pen? - It's heavy.
- I've been doing this since I was a kid. - Oh, I see.
- Shall we start? - Yes!
- Okay, first question for Heisei! - Please answer one anime that started in Heisei.
- In Heisei... - Please answer one anime that started in Heisei.
- Isn't it "Mergame"? - Yes.
- First one! - Oh, I see.
- No way! - No way!
- I didn't write it myself. - Are you stupid?!
- First one! - Okay.
- "Dragon Ball Z"! - Second one!
- "Kiteretsudai Department Store"! - Third one!
- "Soleikeanpanbang"! - Fourth one!
- "Professional Golfer Sal"! - Wow! I don't know!
- Please answer! You have one minute!
- Since you were born, you should know at least one anime.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Please start with the fastest one! - Yes!
- "Dragon Ball Z"! - Toshi, please answer!
- "Dragon Ball Z"! - "Dragon Ball Z"!
- Wow! Everyone said "Dragon Ball Z"!
- The answer is...
- "Great answer"! - Correct!
- I know this one. - Wow, you know it.
- I said "IMAX" before.
- Does it matter? - "IMAX" is a rerun.
- It's a rerun. - It's a rerun, so it matters.
- Everyone said it, right? - Yes!
- Next question!
- There are three companies that started their services in Heisei.
- Please answer companies that started their services outside of Heisei. - Okay!
- The first one is "nttdokomo" - Yes!
- The second one is "Tutor Dry" - Yes!
- The third one is "WILLCOM" - Yes!
- The fourth one is "Animate" - Yes!
- Please answer companies that started their services outside of Heisei. - Wow!
- Run!
- Isn't it "Sebel Park" - Sekimitsu?
- He goes there a lot, doesn't he? - Yeah!
- He goes there a lot, doesn't he? - I get it now.
He was eating a big sweet potato.
- Ehehe... I was punished by the word "fire" just now. - Hahaha...
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Please answer the next question. - "Animate"
- Please go ahead, Toshimitsu. - "entity" and "companies".
- Please answer. - "Animate"
- The answer is...
- "Animate" - Yes!
- There should be no surprise.
So now, Toshimitsu is losing 1 point.
But from now on, it may not be related to Heisei Jump.
Hey!
What?
(laughs)
It's not on the screen.
I'll go.
Yes.
Ultra music power of Heisei Jump.
DJ Ozma's "Ageage Every Night".
Chagi and Asuka's "Yeah Yeah Yeah".
Yonezu Kenshi's "Loser".
Now, which one is it?
Huh?
It's "Real", isn't it?
I think it's this one.
Oh, you've got a good reason for it.
Yeah.
Surprisingly, you're all being too honest about your problems.
No, no, no, I just like it too much.
There's no "what", "what", "what" or anything like that.
Do you want to say the fastest one so far?
Okay, my answer is "Jage & Asuka".
No, no, no.
Then, what about you, Toshimitsu?
Isn't it "Loser"?
What about you, Ryo?
It's "Heisei", so it's "Heisei Jump", isn't it?
Ryo thinks "Heisei Jump" is "Heisei"
What about you, Toshimitsu?
I thought it was the song with the most views.
I see.
I thought it was "Showa" or something like that.
Yeah, I thought it was "Showa" too.
Can I announce the correct answer first?
The correct answer is...
It was "DJ OZ & AGE AGE UNIT"!
But I thought of the same thing as you, Ryo.
But you're right about how you thought of it.
"DJ OZ & AGE AGE UNIT" has "HEI" and "SEI" in the lyrics.
I think you got the question wrong.
Next one will definitely get you one point.
Are you Heisei?
What did you say today?
Oh, I see.
This isn't a quiz anymore.
This is bad.
It's too easy for you.
I'll give you a point for the first two.
Me and Misamu and Shibayu will give you one point for each person you like.
Oh, I see. Who should I choose?
What's the next language?
"Heisei Jump" has "Heisei" in the lyrics.
It has "update".
"iPhone 7" has "iPhone 8" in the lyrics.
"Taisho Ayashii".
"Taisho Ayashii" is the opposite of "Short Base".
"Taisho Ayashii" is the person who made "Short Base".
That's why "Short Base" wasn't included in the story.
Who knows about that story?
Next is "Three Kings", right?
"Three Kings" is a good one.
I'll put a link in the description.
Okay.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
Let's start with Toshimitsu.
Are you Heisei?
What kind of joke did you say?
Huh?
Isn't "bubble" blue?
Are you Heisei?
Okay, Yumemaru.
Are you Heisei?
What kind of joke did you say?
Well...
It's my first time playing "sf15" when I was born.
Are you Heisei?
Isn't it too boring?
I know "64" and stuff.
Isn't it a little too old?
Are you Heisei?
We've only played "sf15" since we were born.
Are you Heisei?
Ryo, go ahead.
Are you Heisei?
What kind of joke did you say?
Are the members of BEATLES called BEATLES?
THE BEATLES?
Are you Heisei?
This is hard.
It's getting harder and harder.
Yeah, it is.
Judge Shiboyu!
Ryo!
Ryo, go ahead.
Ryo, one point.
Judge Mushimega!
Toshi-chan!
Yeah.
Judge Tetsuya!
Toshimitsu!
I won!
I think "Are you Heisei?" is easier to say than "Toshimitsu."
Thank you.
Right now, with 3-3-2, Yumemaru is losing by one point.
Huh?
It says "Mushimega" somewhere.
Are you Heisei?
What kind of joke did you say?
Hiraichi Misei also fell in love with Taira Airu.
Are you Heisei?
Mushimega, one point!
I did it!
Last question.
If we're talking about Heisei quizzes, this is it.
What language did the people who heard Heisei's next language think of?
Whoa!
Taogiri!
We'll also get 3 points for this one.
"When we say "Heisei" by Obuchi Shishou,"
"we say it like "pon" and everyone goes "ten-ten- ten-ten.""
Let's go with Yumemaru.
What language did the people who heard Heisei's next language think of?
Heisei.
Whoa!
Azen.
Azen, that's it. That's it.
Azen.
That's a scary joke.
Whoa!
That's insane!
Ryo, what language does a citizen who has heard Heisei's next language speak Azen?
Da!
Bun!
That's not it.
"That's not it." "That's not it."
Azen.
And you like poop, too.
Poop?
"No, I don't like it." "And you like poop, too."
What do you mean 'and'?
But Heisei is closer to 'Azen' than 'disappointment'.
"Yeah, it's not Azen." "Yeah, it's not Azen."
What language does a citizen who has heard Heisei's next language speak Azen?
Heisei 2!
Oh, I see!
Check it out.
This Roman...
Roman numerals...
Have you decided?
Judge Shibayu!
Toshibitsu!
Alright!
Judge Mushime!
Yumemaru!
Judge Tetsuya!
Yumemaru!
Which means...
With 4, 4, and 3...
There is a loser!
That's a lot of money, Ryo!
With this, when the next language is announced...
These three people will definitely speak decent Japanese.
Everyone, don't worry about the next language.
Until March 31st...
Ryo-san, who changed his self-introduction...
With 6 people who changed their self- introductions...
Shall we end it here?
It's been a long time!
Yano Motogawa!
Teta-ton!
Shibayu-ton!
Toshibitsu-ton!
Yumemaru-ton!
Judge Mushime!
Hey, hey!
My name is also Ryo-ta!
Say yay!
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